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STAN AND OLLIE:

THE TWO CLOWN ANGELS

by Kyp Harness



Ollie and Stan     Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, described by J.D. Salinger as "two Heaven-sent artists and men", described by Kurt Vonnegut as "two angels of my time", are known the world over as the world's greatest comedy team and the most recognizable comic icons this side of Chaplin - more importantly though, Stan and Ollie are characters who have entered into the vast mythology of the world's good-humoured creations in the name of fun, along with Punch & Judy and Pop Goes the Weasel, along with Mickey Mouse and Oliver Twist, Jack and the Beanstalk, Sir Arthur Aguecheek, Santa Claus, and Popeye. As we get further away from them in history we are better able to appreciate the immensity of this achievement - an achievement which would have amazed, befuddled, yes, gladdened, but perhaps also embarrassed the two comedians who for the most part regarded themselves as a couple of journeyman workers - far below the lofty heights of Chaplin, never knowing the intellectual critical acclaim of Keaton, Fields, or the Marx Brothers, they saw their star fade and diminish in their time, till they were cast-off from Hollywood, unwanted, passe - forced to mount arduous tours through drafty theatres in the British provinces in their sixties and in ill health. Yet it is this very lack of presumption and pretension which makes their art like no others' in its simple purity, for there was a genuine humility about the two men, by all accounts there was an unaffected sweetness about them (a deeply-rooted gentleness that can't be faked) which informs their screen creations - these being two bumbling nitwits undone by their goodheartedness, struggling through this world and flailing within its complexities as if enmeshed in an underwater net - setting chirpily off at the beginning of another two-reeler, beaming with innocent jubilation on a sunny black and white morning that could be the first morning of all the mornings of the world - then sitting dismally twenty minutes later within the reeking confines of another nice mess, Ollie's features pursed into an expression of frustrated, exasperated resignation, the dimples on his plump round cheeks arranging themselves into the quintessence of last-ditch despair, his tiny tired eyes beseeching us and making their irresistible appeal for empathy and sympathy and communion with us all in the shared understanding of the mysterious force which wanders the world undoing all our most prized plans and hopeful endeavours - and which leaves us sitting in the midst of the wreckage, grimly staring into the distance as brick after brick plunges down the chimney one after the other in a meticulous rhythm and with impeccable timing bonking and clonking on our heads till we heave a sigh as the cascade of bricks ceases for a moment - we peer hesitantly, fearfully upwards, hoping with a tenuous hope that the last brick has fallen (could it be true?) - and get one more emphatic CLONK! square in the middle of the forehead for the effort (no, it is never for pity that Ollie stares at us, it is for understanding, an understanding that we share the basic knowledge of how unendurable life can be). And Stan beside him, the architect of this disaster, the unthinking conduit of mayhem, this oblivious causer of catastrophe and insentient instigator of disharmony and disgrace, sitting there with his face screwed into a mask of horrified bewilderment, the corners of the mouth pointing in the direction of his shoes, his eyes tiny slits of hysterical agony - gulping and weeping in his squeaky high-pitched voice - "Well, I couldn't help it!" - weeping not because he fears his situation but because he does not understand his situation and this makes him feel afraid - Stan weeps in confusion. How could it be that just a moment ago everything was going so fine and now all of a sudden we find ourselves in this gigantic mud puddle/ridiculously misshapen car/sitting here with our legs wrapped around our necks? - how could it be and how did it happen? Oh, I don't understand - oh and now Ollie's mad at me - oh - "Well I couldn't help it!"

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     And yet, only a few minutes later in the next two-reeler we unspool, there's Stan and Ollie again, their batteries apparently recharged, puttering down the road in their Model T, setting off on a brand new endeavour with all the hope in the world on their faces, with not one scintilla of doubt in the pure souls of these two angels that fate will treat them kindly, that their heartfelt plan is destined for anything but the greatest possible success, that the future happiness which awaits them and which they believe in so thoroughly that they are already happy in its anticipation - is eminent and just around this very next corner. And in the sublime confidence of this anticipation they grin and beam with excited goodwill at their fellow creatures - Stan smiling idiotically, his dull eyes half-closed, his lips curling up at either side of his nose, perhaps doffing his derby and scratching up the electrfied patch of sagebrush on the top of his head - Ollie at his side, coyly bowing his head down into the folds of his double chins, grinning up at the world with coquettish embarrassment, delicately fingering his necktie and perhaps hazarding a slight simpering chuckle (Hmmh! Hmmh! Hmmh!) of abashed friendliness (and if ladies are present, maybe even chancing a bit of daring blushing flirtation!). In a moment Stan will say "Ollie", Ollie will say "What, Stan?", Stan will say "I've just had an idea . . . "
 
 

Hog Wild     Like great folk and blues songs, the films of Laurel and Hardy revolve around one basic structural premise - (with the thudding and unvarying inevitability of all great art) - Stan and Ollie attempt to do something - they fail to do it - repeatedly, noisily, and finally, irrevocably. The execution of the simplest of tasks can, in the hands of these two men, lead to earth-shattering explosions, entire buildings being burnt to the ground, orgies of destructive chaos which are apt to engulf and decimate an entire city block - not to mention cars which get twisted and deformed into unspeakably bizarre perversions of their former utilitarian selves. Stan has never had an idea that has not flung them headlong into catastrophe - yet Ollie never fails to consider each of his ideas with the greatest sobriety - his forefinger disappearing into the dimple in his chin as his face assumes the countenance of careful meditation: "That's a GOOD idea!" he concludes - and so it goes. That only a few frames prior to this, Ollie had been asking us to join in his vehement disgust at being saddled with the world's stupidest man as his partner is apparently of no concern to Ollie - Stan now has an idea and it is only right that it be heard out - and if the idea is acceptable, which it invariably proves to be, then it is only right that it be acted upon with the greatest possible alacrity.

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     No-one becomes more excited, inspired, and industrious with the arrival of a good idea than Ollie, and no-one is left more crestfallen, disillusioned, and heartbroken than he when it inevitably blows up in his face. Stan's far more resilient - if their jalopy's dismembered he can at least receive comfort from the fact that the horn's still in good working condition. If one of their misadventures had culminated in them detonating an atom bomb and blowing up the entire world, Stan, floating weightless in the ether of the universe, would likely find some curious piece of unexploded matter wafting past him and begin toying with it, giddily celebrating the fact that at least THIS has survived. In any case, Stan can walk away from any failure not too much the worse for wear (chiefly because he does not comprehend the meaning of the concept), easily distracted by even the promise of his next meal, his flat clown's feet slapping against the floor, with that ridiculous arm-swinging tread he uses to hoist himself from one scene to the next. For Ollie there are no such consolations, no such distractions - the hurt goes deeper for him.

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     Their situations have entered our collective memories like snatches of old songs, nursery rhymes, folk tales, like the remnants of a farcical dream we share that mirrors the world we know and at the same time seems more real than that which it mirrors - a chronicle of human aspiration in reverse, a world that ends with a bang AND a whimper as well as the seat of your pants set afire into the bargain. They move through a surly, miserable universe, trying only to do their best and make everything better, but only making everything worse - till someone clobbers them on the head and then the whole film's pace slows to a snail's crawl, they roll up their sleeves and enter into a leisurely round-robin of retribution, putting off their pretense of middle class decorum at last and drenching the interloper with a bucket of water/ripping his coat up the back/shoving a plate of cottage cheese up his nose - all done at an excruciatingly unhurried pace, with, one might say, delicacy, a stately, royal formality, a sombre politeness which one must assume as one has one's necktie amputated at one's collar while awaiting to perform the same action upon one's opponent - after all, as the world has its Geneva Convention to ensure that countries can blow each other to bits in a civilized, gentlemanly manner, so do the denizens of the world of Laurel and Hardy have their codes and regulations to guarantee the civilized, gentlemanly manner by which acts of violence and humiliation will be exchanged. Their way is no crazier than ours - only seems to be, and laughably so, through the lens of comedy - in much the same way that our scuffles and conflagrations undoubtedly provide endless amusement for the Venusians.
 

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Stan and Ollie are our friends, our brothers, our helpmates, our fellow accident victims, our co-workers, companions, and compatriots in this terrifying, out-of-control avalanche/mudslide that is called Life. They do not stand outside of society and thumb their nose at the cop like Charlie - no, like us, they try to appease the psychopathic cop in every way possible, they TRY to play the game again and again, for they believe in the game, but the game does not want them - it kicks them in the teeth every time. The game, lest we forget, is a rabid, insane, gyrating, foaming-at-the- mouth beast that no-one can ride except the beastly. Stan and Ollie haven't received this information yet, they hasten towards the beast, still believing that good intentions, cordiality, and impeccable manners will win the day. Comedy is not tragedy plus time but rather tragedy taken to a level no- one would dare take it in a mere tragedy - it's tragedy taken to the place where one has to laugh, otherwise the weeping, once begun, would never stop. Laurel and Hardy dance their intricate ballet upon this precipice, they shuffle their tanglefooted minuet here upon the gravesite of our crushed ambitions, the trickling follies we indulge in and are destroyed by, the delicate affectations and rituals which comfort us and make us all the more ridiculous, yes, Stan and Ollie are here, they live, and they are us. Here they are advancing towards the door, Stan dumbly striding ahead with his witless blank expression, for the hundredth time trying to enter the door before Ollie, only to be preeempted by a pointed tap on the shoulder by his portly friend, Ollie's wry and condescending expression, the dismissive jerk of his thumb dispatching him back to the rear, his magisterial air, all freshly reminding Stan of his true and rightful place in the world, a place to which he repairs with meek submission (and perhaps relief), a place which is always and everywhere behind Ollie, who now can stride boldly ahead, having restored the proper balance and order of things, who now can draw himself up with sublime dignity and almost unimaginable pomposity - can gather himself up imperially with the knowledge that all is right in his world and can lead his friend confidently forward - into disaster.

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Yes, and though it is Stan who at first glance marshals our sympathies most directly, Stan the put-upon, Stan the beaten-down and pushed, Stan the silenced and the shoved, with his slight frail body and his sad face, though it is Stan in his timeless and obvious clownishness who most quickly tickles our funnybone, Stan, with the unimaginably blank mind and the bleak eyes echoing the desolate poverty of a hundred English bedsits, though it is Stanley who is the pixieish otherworldly bizarre alien (no more or less at home here than he would be on Mars), though it was the pulsing genius of Stan Laurel behind the scenes which gave such vivid life to these more- real-than-real characters, let it be put down here that it is always Ollie who in the end must break our hearts most completely, Ollie who commands our loyalty most fiercely, for it is Ollie who believes in happiness ahead most fervently, it is Ollie holding onto the tattered rags of his dignity amidst the onslaught of humiliation, it is Ollie who most earnestly, desperately yearns for just one solitary thing to go right in his world, Ollie whose appreciation and genuine thirst for order, symmetry, and, yes, beauty are themselves beautiful things to observe, Ollie who seeks to lift the cup of all worldly delicacy to his lips time and time again (with pinky finger extended) only to have it dashed shattering to the floot in the moment before he is able to imbibe (he looks balefully at us sideways and sighs), it is Ollie, with his wonderful trilling baroquely embroidered finger gestures, with his warm, winning voice, his lighter-than-air grace, it is that great actor and clown Oliver Hardy, it is Ollie who is the engine of despair and humanity in the act, the darker shadow that makes us look again, the counterpoint and counterweight to the airy hilarity of Stan, it is Ollie, the big heart.

Great  Guns     Yet why divide them anyhow? They are united as one - and united they fall. Born to be clowns, born to clown together, born to join and mirror the world and make it laugh by doing so, so seamlessly do they fit together, like egg & yolk, yin and yang, each one entirely complementary to the other, perfectly formed, like a pistachio nut, one of God's good works. They are bound inseverably by love - Ollie bemoans Stan's stupidity yet never thinks once of going without him, Stan suffers under Ollie's bossiness, yet life beyond him is an incomprehension - each other is all they got, for better or worse, so they muddle on, thereby expressing something profound and tender about all human relationships. Their marvel and their miracle is the utter rightness and potency of their partnership - the simple fact that a comic from Ulverston, England and one from Georgia, U.S.A would come together to form a comic entity so complete and holistic to set the world awash in laughter - for as long as it has hearts and mouths to laugh with. If fate kept them unduly underappreciated in their lifetimes, perhaps it was just to preserve that sweetness in them as men and artists, the sweetness of the genuinely humble and the thoughtful, the gentleness of the ones who know better than to take anything for granted, who are so very rarely heard from and who, like most of us, are more acquainted with failure than success, the patient and the kind ones who are always being asked by the world to wait (yet for whom no-one waits), the meek who are supposed to inherit the earth - and to transmit and express that sweetness into their films so as to make them sunny documents of that portion of humanity for all time to come. Who knows? They are funny and endlessly lovable - Stan and Ollie - who could doubt that these clowns are angels?

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Copyright © Kyp Harness, 2000. All Rights Reserved.

Kyp Harness is the author of several unpublished books and is currently working on a book about Laurel and Hardy.  He is also a singer-songwriter who's released several independent CDs.
 
 

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